She Feels Strongly

I was at Target with my mom yesterday, when she pointed out to me that she'd placed a pair of infant girls' rainbow shorts in the cart.

...I did something.
Mom, get those out of the cart.
I want to get them. Do we know anyone who needs them?
No. Unless Alyssa wants to pair them with a really manly top. (For her impending kid.)
I can make something out of them. I celebrate this fabric!
Mom, no.
Gina, you know how I feel about textiles!

Granted, I do know how she feels about textiles, and they would have made a great pants-shaped pillow which matches nothing. Stuff like this makes me kind of look forward to having kids--because I have a feeling they will be as crazy well-dressed as I always was.