Gina's Awkward Adventure Park

I was watching one of those commercials for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and couldn't help but thinking, "God bless J.K." Because children's fiction is where it's at. I wish I had the patience to try and write it, but I can't even really read it.

Then I got to thinking about my unfortunately unprofitible talent, the humorous/embarassing first person essay...and what kind of amusement park that would make. It would have a scotch slide, that much I know. And there'd be a ride, like Haunted Mansion, where your exes would pop out of nowhere and scare the bejeezus out of you. OH! And a theme restaurant where everything is burnt.

Actually, YES.